Sunday, April 30, 2006

Tell me you do too, will you?

How I wish I can tell you how I feel about you, and you'll tell me the same.
Sometimes, the way you act, the things you do really drives me insane.

But I cant help it, its just the things you do, that makes me attracted to you.
But the things you tell me, sometimes, makes me feel like a fool.
Even a glimpse of you, can really make my day.

A simple gesture from you, can make me smile all the way.
So please Mister, smile more.
Its that, that makes me wants it more. (:

LARVAE LARVAE

Shopping is fun, when you have lots of money. I bought two CDs, Arctic Monkeys and The Strokes.
And a puma hangover. Whoohoo.

People, especially females, please take a look at this website.
I WARN YOU FIRST AH. THE PICTURE IS DISGUSTING. SO DONT GO SCROLL DOWN SO FAST, SEE THE PICTURE, FAINT AND DIE.


http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_breast_larvae.htm

Friday, April 28, 2006

bola bola bola

TODAY IS A SUPER GOOD DAY. Why? CAUSE THE BEST OF THE BEST THINGS HAPPENED TODAY.

HAPPY MATTER #1
We played softball during p.e, and on one very lucky occasion, MR.I-HAVE-A-IMATION-THUMBDRIVE-AND-I-WANNA-SHOW-IT-TO-
EVERYONE-BY-HANGING-IT-ON-MY-NECK
used a fucking softball and HIT MY BACK. So ungentlemanly can?
Which guy in my class does that?
I KNOW! ITS MR.I-HAVE-A-IMATION-THUMBDRIVE-AND-I-WANNA-SHOW-IT-TO-
EVERYONE-BY-HANGING-IT-ON-MY-NECK


And today, i've got my revenge. (: Mr ONE-KENTANG-ONE-SARDINE batted the ball sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard, the MR.I-HAVE-A-IMATION-THUMBDRIVE-AND-I-WANNA-SHOW-IT-TO-
EVERYONE-BY-HANGING-IT-ON-MY-NECK
was trying to be superhero and tried to catch it. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
It FUCKING HIT HIS FACE. AND I FUCKING CELEBRATED. HARH HARH HARH. He deserved it. (:

You might be asking me why i hate him so much, its just that he hit me with a ball, and why i'm getting so worked up right? I'll tell you why.

People take photo in class, he tries to be funny. " EH WAIT FOR ME. I ALSO WANNA TAKE."
Urg.
Who wants to take photos with you man?

I KNOW! NOBODY!!!! YOU SOREVOICE BOWL HAIR ASS.

Okay, i shall not talk too much about a person sorevoice bowlhair ass.

HAPPY MATTER #2
This may seem super random but its a super happy thing to me.
MY CHINESE TUTORIAL WAS CANCELLED!
yay yay yay yay yay.
* runs around and dances the lindyhop.

HAPPY MATTER #3
I AM 300$ RICHER. HAHAHA.
I love my father man. You know the money that the goverments giving to the adults? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I have a share of it too. ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((: See how happy i am.



GO GREEN GO!


Class of 4e4`06
THANKS TO MR AIZ WHO SPOILT THE PHOTO.


Thursday, April 27, 2006

HAHAHAH. PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, I CAN FINALLY USE MY MSN MESSENGER AGAIN.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
BBBBBBBBBWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
REPLIES

LAWRENCE: eh you think i dont wanna fix the problem meh? to use this dumbass web messenger is fucked up. super fucked up.

CHERYL: what the hell man. dont like look at me like im some kind of superwoman leh.

GERMS:
MARIA DIE ALREADY LAH.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

OH MSN MSN.

OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG.
I STILL CANT USE MSN MESSENGER. ):
WEB MESSENGER IS SUPER LAG AND IRRITATING.
I AM SUPER SAD ))))))))))))))))):

Sunday, April 23, 2006

OH YEAH, OH YEAH.

Do you know what the computer is usually used for, for me? MSN. Its one of the most important thing thats installed in my computer. But very unluckily for me, theres some problem with my MSN MESSENGER. It keeps telling me that i have some wireless problem, and i dont have that patricular wire connect to my computer. See, this is what i dont understand. If i dont have that wire to my computer, i wouldnt be able to use the internet, right? SO WHY CANT I USE THE FUCKING SHIT!? So, i use WEB MESSENGER. And you know what, that is like the worse thing in the whole wide world. Its so damn slow and laggy. So, i'd rather not use it and suffer in slience. ):

Since few months ago, theres been this bunch of Auntie gatherings around my block, and dancing with fans and such. So everytime i go down to get food or anything, i'll see them dancing to the song thats playing. Its kinda irritaing to me, coz they attract stupid old drunken men while their husbands see watch them dance. The worse thing is, the women even flirt with those drunken old men. Once, this group of bengs were walking around that area, and i was there, and witness what happened. Aunties dancing, bengs watching and making fun of the aunties. Aunties happy, and danced more, bengs make wolf calls and laugh like shit. WTF. People ah, old already still dont know how to zi dong ( think ). Sad Shit.


Saturday, April 22, 2006

This is what i do during Math Tutorial.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Southpark has me laughing like hell. In this particular episode, the kids got their parents in jail by telling the cops that they ''molestered'' them. Funny lah that cartoon, super random.

stan: dude, youre not gonna believe what cartman has!
kyle: hepatitis B?
cartman: no, dickhole. ive got 4 tickets to the 'raging pussies'.

bartsimpson: i took the head of a statue once.
kyle: like this one time, i didnt like this kid. i grounded his parents into chili and fed it to him.

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I wanna watch Napolean Dynamite.
And learn ballroom dancing. (:

Thursday, April 13, 2006

oh my ngee ann boy. why must you be in lower sec? your pretty face looks so upper sec.
you make me so sad :(


we were supposed to go over to temasek junior college today for their mardi gras party. but ainul and suhaily both decided to do their own stuff. so im now stuck at home doing shits.

oh yeah, i watched skeleton key the other day. woh, its nice, really nice. all the hoodoo stuff.

i have no idea why i dont have the mood to blog, but i just feel like it.

i wanna watch movie. call me out :D

Sunday, April 09, 2006

WAH LAU
I AM
DAMNED BORED.


Saturday, April 08, 2006

My mum gave me beer yesterday, and I was almost drunk. My head hurt so much even that I went to sleep, and woke up, my head was still hurting. So, drinking is not healthy, its satanic. Tiger beer gives you headache.
Crap, this post is full of stupid English.

Friday, April 07, 2006

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Chinese oral is not fun. I hate Chinese.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Wooh, there was so much drama yesterday night. What happened was that there was an accident concerning this 13 year old boy and a motorist.
Me, Suhail, Anisha and Ainul were at the void deck doing our homework, then theres was this 2 kids running around screaming like idiots. Then Anisha said " PLAY WHAT PLAY!? " But they didnt heard that la. Then we were doing out work, * BOOM then some screaming. We were like, ''wah got accident ah?'' We kaypo kaypo la. Unluckily, there was really an accident. Got this malay guy, asked us to called the ambulance which I did. ( i'll be the heroine for the day. SANK QOU VERY MUCH)
And you know what. It was the boy who was running around and making shit noises.
The boy's mother right, wah lau she damn scary la. She was like scolding her son lah. " WO JIAO NI BU YAO GUO MAH LU LIAO! NI HAI GUO! KAN LA! RU GUO NI SI LE JIAO KAN BU DAO MUMMY LE!" ( i asked you not to cross the road and you did. look, if you died, you wouldnt be able to see mummy anymore). THEN AH. IRONICALLY AH. The boy cried. NOT BECAUSE HE WAS INJURED OKAY! IT WAS BECAUSE HIS GAMEBOY GAME WAS MISSING. He told his sister " wo de game yao complete liao! xian zai bu jian liao!!!" (my game was about to complete, now its missing * sobs) The sister ah, damn good la, she went back to the place where he got knocked and amazingly, SHE FOUND THE CARTRIDGE! Then he was happy. WTF.
His head was bleeding, his mother was screaming, the auntie was blabbering shit and the motorist was fucking stress. And THERE WAS THIS UNCLE AH! HE AH DAMN KAYPO LAHHHH!!! He most probably heard he screams while maybe watching tv or whatever, and as most people will do, go to the window and find out whats the commotion about. Which most probably, he did. Kaypo-ish enough, he came down from his block and joined in the fun * woo fun. The ambulance arrived, brought the boy to the hospital and i dont know what happened to the motorist, but most probably he was injured coz he was limping. The both of them right, are like one of the most fucking lucky people in the world. Behind the motor, there was this car, and the car almost hit the motor. But luckily, the car is wah~ super fast and stopped. And no one died. THE BOY AH. HE AH IS FUCKING FUCK LUCKY. BEHIND THE CAR RIGHT, WAS THIS SUPER BIG TRUCK. WHAT IF HE GOT KNOCKED DOWN BY THE TRUCK!? HIS LUNGS, ORGANS WHATEVER WOULD BE &*^!~^#&^& ALREADY.
Oh yeah, his mother is scary, did i mention? When he left in the ambulance, she walked home i guess, holding her daughter's hand, walked super fast and cursed. ( most prob at the motorist) Oh yeah, she also asked me to copy down the motor's plate number. EH AUNTIE, IF YOU GO TO COURT OR WHATEVER I THINK YOU'LL LOSE LEH. YOUR SON CROSSED THE ROAD, AND I THINK HE WAS PLAYING THE GAME HE WAS ABOUT TO COMPLETE. wtf.
OH LASTLY, THE BOY, LEFT HIS BLOOD SMEARED TISSUE IN THE VOID DECK + HIS SPECTS. WHICH ONE RANDOM DUDE WALKED PASS AND TOOK IT. WALKED AROUND THE AREA AND THREW IT INTO THE DUSTBIN. stupid stupid stupid.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREA CHEW CHUAN KAI
I SANG THE BIRTHDAY SONG SIXTEEN TIMES OKAY!?
WE'RE SIXTEEN AND WE CAN WATCH NC16 MOVIES, LEGALLY.
HOHOHOHOHOHO.

I was in the bus, on the way home today. And there was this bunch of sec 1s. Sec1s, they talk lously, laugh loudly, walk around in the bus. In uniform. Wow.

Sitting in buses, SAFE!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
i saw a bug hanging on top a ladies head. The bus was so jerky, i so hoped was so worried that the bug would fall on her head.

I GOT A FUCKING PIMPLE GROWING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY NOSE. FUCK!!!!!

Monday, April 03, 2006

know what. check out the tags and click on the link frog puff durian egg tagged. wahlau, his photography skills ah...............................................

Saturday, April 01, 2006

List first ten songs
1. good times- tommy lee
2. barely legal- the strokes
3. goodnight goodnight- hothotheat
4. mashup- gymclass heros
5. girl- the beatles
6. brighter- paramore
7. around the world- RHCP
8. im ready - jack's mannequin
9. ize of the world- the strokes
10. the secret- emery


Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle. Say the
following questions aloud, and press play. Use the
song title as the answer to the question. NO
CHEATING!

1. How does the world see you?
- dont cry

2. Will I have a happy life?
- i write sins, not tragedies

3. What do my friends think of me?
- the suffering

4. Do people secretly hate me?
- cold water

5. How can I make myself happy?
- in the aeroplane over the sea.

6. What should I do with my life?
- stay together for the kids

7. Will I ever have children?
- slow hands

8. What is some good advice for me?
- fear of sleep

9. How will I be remembered?
- fake tales of san franciso

10. What's my signature dancing song?
- nikki fm

11. What's my current theme song?
- mascara

12. What do others think is my current theme
song?
- alright

13. What shall they play at my funeral?
- loser ( WTF!!! )

14. What type of gal/guy do I like?
- like a friend

15. How's my love life?
-bury your head

Open iTunes, Winamp Realplayer or Windows
Media Player to answer the following. Go to your
library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is!!

Total songs: 360

Sort by song -
First Song: 1251 -the strokes
Last Song: your -own disaster taking back sunday

Sort by time -
Shortest song: clearskies - the strokes (1:47)
Longest Song: meet me in montauk - circa survive ( 14:39 !!!)

Sort by artist -
First Artist: 3 dorrs down
last artist: yellowcard

Search the key word and see how many songs
appear:

"Sex":1
"Death": 4
"Love": 22
"You": 48
"Me": 60
''Drugs'': 0
''Hate'': 2